My Excellent Decision to Book Comedian Tim Rykert

January 24th, 2012

One of the best decisions I’ve made as an event planner was to book comedian Tim Rykert for a large corporate function. I spent quite a while searching for the right comedian for this event. I watched more videos than I care to remember, but none of the comedians seemed quite right for my needs. They were too inexperienced, or too low-brow, or too dependent on bathroom humor. Then I discovered Tim Rykert. His resume made him sound like the perfect comedian for the event. His style of comedy was described as clean and clever – just the thing for corporate functions. I managed to secure a booking for Rykert, and his show was a huge hit with everybody. The executives told me afterwards that Rykert put on the best show they had ever seen at a corporate function. As a result, I’ve been hired many times by the same company to organize their events. I’ve also booked Rykert for other clients, with similar rave reviews.

Broke the Microwave

October 12th, 2011

I was having one of the best experiences ever this afternoon because I was watching my favorite TV show with my girlfriend and we are having a lot of fun. We kept laughing and joking and making fun of the characters on the show and we felt so smart and funny. Then all of a sudden she got hungry so I went to go make us a snack but things went badly. I had a big epic fail because when I went to go use the microwave I used it wrong and I broke it. It was so terrible and I feel like such a failure now. I do not know what I’m going to do but I cannot tell my mom because she loves that microwave and she cannot know that it is my fault that it is broken. I feel really bad that there is nothing that I can do so I have to lie to my mom.